my friend just accidentally called our math teacher “honey” and he replied “yes dear”
does anyone else find it awkward emailing teachers like are you supposed to say hey, or hi or use their name or say love from at the end?
if i get hit by a car i won’t have to go to school
my friend got hit by a car
he still went to schoolwhat a nerd
switching on your computer before you make yourself food so by the time you come back your computer is turned on and waiting for you like a naked lover








